Post by Outlawz on Jun 23, 2011 11:50:22 GMT -5
Ooutlawzzz Hot Seat
Welcome ladies and bitches to the motherfucking hot seat. We are back by popular demand! you wanted it you got it!! Actually im fucking lying not one fucking person asked for this. I just need ac's. Fuck you all. I KID I KID. I love you guys!
Ok ok lets get this shit started
Today we are joined by the GM's of the Rockets, Bulls, and Blazers
CLICK ON LINK FOR THE RECEPTION THESE GUYS GET ITS INCREDIBLE!!!
Ok, quick response. Does play suck dick? yes or no .....or does he just do anal? both?.
Tmacz - lol. are all questions going to be this easy?again, much to easy of a question. No doubt it is the latter.
Kru: I don't think he sucks dick but he'd definitely use a glory hole. He's weird like that.
Outlawz: Play definitely does some gay shit in his life. No response from Bulls.. interesting!.. Totally avoided the question.. HMM. Glory hole? It wouldnt be weird if a girls sucking the dick on the other side. -2 for kru.
Aight lets get more serious. Where are you in terms of your team and what are your future plans?
Bulls: Well, first of all i am looking to try and win this year and if i am not able then a quick rebuild and keep trying. I just had a hard free agency but still managed to sign a bunch of solid guys. Ricky Rubio should help us alot running our system and Blake is a great force in the paint. We will keep working around this core.
Kru:I'm blowing shit up. I need something to spark my interest in the league. I also know I won't be around in this league forever so I want to set the team up right for the future. I was trying to hold on strong but ultimately the lack of a trade market and hard cap got the better of my team. I really wanted to get the lead in All-Time wins and tie for championships won. I've only missed the playoffs twice with last season being one of them. I'll have max offer next off season as well as the following season. I'll be patient and diligent in using my cap in the mean time I'm stock piling for the future and watching Jimmer go nuts!
Tmacz: I'm pretty pleased about where my team is right now. I think we're capable of being a 50 win team right now and we're young enough to compete for the next 5 years or so. It will be key to resign guys like Aaron, Wiggins, and Quincy. If I'm able to do that, I'll be set for the future. I like our mix of youth/vets on the team. I just wish I didn't get rid of all my picks for the next decade or so, otherwise I'd love the situation our team is
Outlawz; IMO, you all suck.
Dallas, Miami, and NY are in their CY. Who makes it? Who doesn't?
Kru: Dallas is fine. I think he's been one of the best new GMs in the league. He's been beyond active, he's been proactive with making trades and writing articles. I don't think NY will allow the CY to bite him as he's too good of a GM to allow that to happen. Miami will probably barely survive it but they should be ok too. They could use a real PG though.
Tmacz: There is no doubt that Dallas and Miami are in, but there has to be some doubt whether the Knicks will make. TBH, I think everyone will, but if I had to pick a team NOT to make it, I would choose the Knicks. The Heat have Cleare/Gentile. It doesn't matter who else is on the team, if you have those guys you better make your CY. Dallas won't only make their CY, they'll also be competing to win the West. They have an amazing defense. Once they get rid of Rolandas Jakstas they will be set.
Bulls: All three teams should make it because they have solid GMS in their front offices. I am completely sure then will manage it.
Outlawz: LOL @ me being doubted. Im the truth. I'll never be cyed. I DO WORK!
What is your opinion on the gms?
Kru: I won't sit here and pretend like I know a lot of the GMs because I don't. The one thing I pick up from the GMs is they are cocky, stingy, and opinionated. I guess at one point in time I was all of the above too. I've mellowed in my career somewhat. A lot of them are quick to jump on me for no apparent reason. Maybe they think I'm the "inactive" guy or something. They need to do some homework and pay some respect.
Tmacz:The thing that each one of those GM's has going is that they are active. Biggie is always a solid GM activity-wise, but really makes some sketchy decisions from time to time.
MeanJoe, he has been a surprise. Anyone referred to by Kru has to scare you a little, but he's done a solid job with the Mavs. But....STOP OVERVALUING PLAYERS! that is all
Lastly, outlawz. From what I've seen, he's a treadmill GM. His team got lucky for a 3 year stretch, but he has been nonimpressive IMO. He builds what I like to call "treadmill" teams. His activity is even treadmill. Anything he does is treadmill. Once he snaps out of this treadmillidness, he'll be solid.
Bulls: SAME ANSWER AS ABOVE.. BOOOO
Outlawz: LMAO @ treadmill GM. My track record is unmatched. BBS or UOSL4. Always at the top. My team had a run of 8-9 winning seasons. Cmoonnnn. I got 2 rings. ENOUGH SAID.
Check my hardware
Who do you feel will be the top 2 teams in the league this season? Whose taking it?
Kru: Its definitely someone from the West. The East just really sucks and the teams in the East are so dependent on superstars carrying them where the West teams are loaded 1-5.
I'd say the Lakers stand out above the rest. How they stole Derrick Rose is beyond me but it was one hell of a pickup. They have the post player in Dakari and glue guys like Ross and Cabrera. The Thunder are hanging on to elite status by a thread and the Mavs are 1-2 players away depth wise from being a serious contender.
Tmacz: I think the 2 best teams are in the West. Those 2 being the OKC Thunder and the LA Lakers. I said last year that OKC wasn't ready to take down the Jazz, but since then they've improved and the Jazz have cooled off. The Lakers are absolutely loaded after trading for Sheldon and D.Rose (styro is a dingleberry). Those are the best 2 teams no doubt.
I think the Raptors will be the team to represent in the East although I could see teams like Celtics and Cavs challenging them since they seem more vulnerable on the defensive side of things.
The Lakers are going to take it all. There's nobody who will be able to stop D. Rose come playoff time. Let's not forget that the rest of their starters are capable of 20+ points on any given night. Scary team. I hope I don't get them early in the PO's
Bulls:I Think it will be between Bucks & Wolves. I am new here but they got a deep roster. We will see who wins it all.
Outlawz: East is getting no love out here.
OK lets talk about SEX BABY LETS TALK ABOUT IT.. lol nah. But forreal onto some more fun shit.
(For those of you not familiar with the reference)
Kru: It's sad that maybe less than a handful of guys in this league know that Salt and Pepper reference.
Bulls:well talking about that i hear something between svedda & heatflash.
Outlawz: Hmm and the plot thickens lol
Based on name and personality who do you think has the highest chance to be a homosexual in the real world in this league
Kru: Bigblu is probably the name of his dildo that he shoves up his ass. He's always so quick try and hug people with his words. It's gay. Tmacz is next in the closet.
Tmacz: Well, in one of the previous sim leagues (NBL?) that I was in they referred to this guy called gaybasketball34. Little did I realize that they were talking about play!!! Every name has a reasoning behind it IMO, so I always think of play and being gay.
Marty left, and there was no doubt that he was gay.
Who else? hmmm. You know I think Kru might be gay. I mean, there is a slight chance. There is no way a man should be that sensitive to posts regarding himself. It's just not right. Styro is also a pretty sensitive dude, but not to Kru's level.
Bulls: Svedda, he is a fucking homo and i think Heatflash will also try in that area since the Miami Heat got owned in the finals lulz. Well if u hate me u are going to be a homosexual, thats the 90% of this league.
Outlawz: LOL @ GAYBASKETBALL. Bulls seem angry
Who is the shittiest gm in the league?
Krup: Lukeyrid runs away with the award. Nice guy but just demolishes franchsies. There are a few honorable mentions. Jah and Germs for being forever mediocre. Tmac for not being patient enough to put together a real winner always rushes building and blowing up.
Tmacz: Let me rephrase that question for you: Who is the shittiest gm in the league besides pat? OK. Much better. There are a bunch of n00b GM's in this league right now, so I'll ignore them. Kru has been awful of late, but I know he's just not dedicated. Right now, it's between biggie and.... arroyo. Yup. Biggie has been downright awful in this league. It's the same story EVERY TIME. Rebuild for 3 years, make the contract in your last year, compete for 1 season, then rinse and repeat. Arroyo, wtmf are you doing?
550 Rakeem Christmas C 29 $7,000,000 $7,875,000 $8,859,375 $9,966,797 $11,212,647 $12,250,000 $13,125,000 $70,288,819
182 Blake Griffin PF 33 $14,700,000 $16,170,000 $17,640,000 $19,110,000 $20,580,000 $22,050,000 $0 $110,250,000
649 Ricky Rubio PG 32 $12,000,000 $12,000,000 $12,000,000
LMAO. Your team is not going to win with this team.....EVER. I know you don't own your pick, but why sign them to multi-year deals? Only arroyo can answer that question with reason.
Bulls:If you ask the rest of the league, they will say me. But i think is scott & also svedda is close.
Outlawz: - imo its always been marty. Has by far the worst combined sim record known to man. I think he had a good team 5 out of the 400 seasons hes been in. That takes a whole lotta dumbness. I dont know why people mention jah. He builds solid teams he just doesnt get rings.
Name your top 5 gms in this league.
Kru:
1. Andrew- He gets how to put a winner out on the floor that has a chance to win a championship every season. He doesn't have a ring yet but it will come.
2. Bigblu- He's dominated since the 1st day he's gotten here. He's pulled the trigger on a number of big time ballsy moves. He's also positioned himself well in free agency.
3. Spencer- He just gets it. He understands direction and making a plan. He's really good at blowing shit up to rebuild the right way.
4. Haberman- He's gotten a lot better with age with being patient with his franchises. He doesn't rush deals and he has enough poise to know when to make his moves.
5. outlawz- he has 2 titles
Tmacz
5) bigblu - pleasant surprise. He's made good move after good move. Signing Tripp Guerra to that contract was a steal and trading for Beal on the cheap was wtf material. His drafting has been impressive too. Pistokache in the 2nd round. Was able to steal Lewis and Marose in this draft also (yeah, quit complaining).
4) Outlawz - He has built the most successful franchise thusfar in UOSL4. Built a great core that lasted a good 4-5 seasons and competed for a championship year. Can he return to form with this new team anchored by Perry Jones (pat lol).
3) Spence - He has built a contender for as long as I can remember, but it's now time for him to tear it down. Last year I told him his team wouldn't compete in the West (playoffs) and I was right.
2) DBW - Deebs has been a beast in this league as usual. Just when it looked like his team didn't have much direction he somehow managed to turn 2nd-tier youth into Egwu and Jabari Parker. lolz
1) aar - I don't know how he does it, but he manages to rape me while trading in every league I've been in with him. It's not fun. Aar's a good GM, I just don't like how he negotiates deals. Sketchy. Either way, the Raptors will be a top 5 team in the league for a while with Hill/Prince.... how did he get them on the same team?
Bulls:
DBW, Traves, Champs, Kobe24 & losanglife
Fire one guy.. Dont ponder. Respond! SVEDDA
Outlawz: LOL @ Tmacz he just said i was threadmill. WTF. My list would be (in no order) Me, Celts, Aar, kru, spence.
Fire one guy.. Dont ponder. Respond!
Kru:Marty. Oh wait he quit again.
Tmacz: Arroyo. I honestly don't know who he is, but it seems like he's not a popular guy. From what I've seen he 1) Makes bad GM decisions 2) Is inactive 3) Fails to respond to PM's 4) Is a dingleberry
Outlawz: Celts. He annoys me but a good GM
Name 3 guys you would hang out with and why
Kru: If I were a lone wolf I'd join the Oregon wolfpack of Ducky, Tmacz, and Broph. I'd definitely roofy them because no way would I get them to party otherwise. I'd definitely get them all laid by some slutty oregon shicks.
Tmacz:Here we go!
1) I'd hang with Saga. This dude is as cool as they come. I don't want to hang out with the overreactionary ladies such as styro, svedda, and hawks GM. I like hanging out with people who are chill.
2) Pat because of the following: 1) aussies are awesome 2) So I can beat him in a fist fight 3) So I can knock some sense into his head during the fist fight.
3) uk. He seems like a nice guy and easy to get along with. Moreso than some of the other GM's in the league
Bulls: Traves, DBW & Svedda Why? the 1st 2 seem like cool dudes and Heatflash just to kick his ass out and start a fight to break his fucking ass.
Outlawz: Play cus i heart him
and now the question everyone has been waiting for!!
does racism still exists in uosl?!?
Kru: Did it ever?
Tmacz: Yeah, I think so. I feel like I've been attacked b/c I'm from the middle east. Racial slurs, unwarranted rants, and slander have been thrown at me and my team for no good reason. The only explanation for this hate of me and my players is b/c of my race. IMO, some firings need to be done. I shan't name names though.
Bulls: YES. Racism = Arroyo = Me. When i join a league, Racism comes. Fuck you haters!
Outlawz: Shit just got real
Hope you bitches enjoyed it. Tried to make it a fun article. Took me forever lol