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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 8, 2011 10:12:18 GMT -5
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
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Post by footy on Jan 8, 2011 10:19:05 GMT -5
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 8, 2011 10:20:56 GMT -5
Why are you being mean to me
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Post by ApNeDtRiEeW on Jan 9, 2011 2:44:00 GMT -5
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 10, 2011 17:28:46 GMT -5
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 10, 2011 17:28:59 GMT -5
LET'S RIDE BIKES!
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Post by gotrunks226 on Jan 12, 2011 5:35:55 GMT -5
Makes perfect sense
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Post by footy on Jan 13, 2011 6:33:07 GMT -5
Bryan you are shit at jokes
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Post by footy on Jan 13, 2011 6:33:20 GMT -5
knock knock
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 13, 2011 13:29:04 GMT -5
who's there?
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Post by J on Jan 13, 2011 14:31:48 GMT -5
Cleveland Cavaliers basketball.
/end
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Post by footy on Jan 13, 2011 17:37:56 GMT -5
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 13, 2011 17:43:41 GMT -5
me who?
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Post by footy on Jan 13, 2011 17:57:18 GMT -5
Me still.
Why won't you let me in?
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Jan 13, 2011 20:34:47 GMT -5
Because you smell like wallaby shit.
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