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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Dec 22, 2010 17:12:44 GMT -5
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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Post by J on Dec 22, 2010 17:21:27 GMT -5
I smirked.
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Post by germs on Dec 22, 2010 17:22:12 GMT -5
haha
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Post by martinez on Dec 22, 2010 19:41:34 GMT -5
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Post by martinez on Dec 22, 2010 19:41:54 GMT -5
I loled
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Post by martinez on Dec 22, 2010 19:43:52 GMT -5
owned
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Dec 22, 2010 19:45:01 GMT -5
That is really, really creepy. And absolutely inappropriate.
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Post by germs on Dec 22, 2010 19:46:11 GMT -5
i forgot about that one
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Dec 22, 2010 19:50:02 GMT -5
Oh lol, is that just a mirror to your own account? I thought marty went whacko.
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Post by germs on Dec 22, 2010 19:50:54 GMT -5
Ya..
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Post by Stupid Fucking Bitch on Dec 22, 2010 19:52:32 GMT -5
I feel dumb now.
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Post by martinez on Dec 22, 2010 19:53:05 GMT -5
duh owned
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Post by lukeyrid13 on Dec 22, 2010 20:26:08 GMT -5
lol
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Post by lukeyrid13 on Dec 22, 2010 20:28:28 GMT -5
wise man
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Post by J on Dec 22, 2010 20:35:57 GMT -5
Danilio Gallinari sucks.
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